1. Don't pee on the tree or presents. (Unfortunately, this one has already been disregarded, sigh...)
2. The presents that smell interesting are not for your playing and chewing pleasure.
3. The cords running from the tree to the wall are not new chew toys, and neither are the glowing "balls" on the tree.
5. Speaking of strangers, they may not appreciate your kisses as much as mommy, so keep that sweet licker to yourself.